> Subject: i love my job
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> READ THIS AND REALLY THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
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> > > Next time you have a bad day at work...think of
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> > > > this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver
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> > > > for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs
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> > > > underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
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> > > > Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She
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> > > > then sent it to radio station 103.2 on your FM
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> > > > dial in Ft Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a
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> > > > worst job experience contest.
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> > > > Needless to say, she won.
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> > > > Hi Sue,
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> > > > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling
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> > > > brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office.
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> > > > I know you've been feeling down lately at work,
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> > > > so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
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> > > > make you realize it's not so bad after
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> > > > all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I
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> > > > first must bore you with a few technicalities of
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> > > > my job.
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> > > > As you know, my office lies at the bottom of
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> > > > the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a
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> > > > wetsuit.This time of year the water is quite
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> > > > cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have
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> > > > a diesel powered industrial water heater.
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> > > > This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water
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> > > > out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful
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> > > > temperature. It then pumps it down to the
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> > > > diver through a garden hose, which is taped to
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> > > > the air hose.
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> > > > Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've
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> > > > used it several times with no complaints. What I
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> > > > do, when I get to the bottom and start
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> > > > working, is take the hose and stuff it down the
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> > > > back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole
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> > > > suit with warm water. It's like working in a
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> > > > Jacuzzi.
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> > > > Everything was going well until all of a
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> > > > sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I
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> > > > scratched it. This only made things worse.
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> > > > Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I
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> > > > pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage
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> > > > was done.In agony I realized what had happened.
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> > > > The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish
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> > > > and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't
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> > > > have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
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> > > > stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was
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> > > > not as fortunate.
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> > > > When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I
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> > > > was actually grinding the jellyfish into the
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> > > > crack of my butt.I informed the dive supervisor
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> > > > of my dilemma over the communicator His
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> > > > instructions were unclear due to the fact
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> > > > that he, along with five other divers, were all
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> > > > laughing hysterically.
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> > > > Needless to say I aborted the dive.
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> > > > I was instructed to make three agonizing
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> > > > in-water decompression stops totaling thirty five
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> > > > minutes before I could reach the surface to
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> > > > begin my chamber dry decompression. When I
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> > > > arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but
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> > > > my brass helmet.
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> > > > As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with
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> > > > tears of laughter running down his face, handed
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> > > > me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
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> > > > on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
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> > > > The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop
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> > > > for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
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> > > > So, next time you're having a bad day at work,
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> > > > think about how much worse it would be if you had
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> > > > a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
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> > > > Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love
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> > > > my job, I love my job..."
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