> "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
> 
> "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
> 
> "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
> 
> "No"
> 
> "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your
> name?"
> 
> "Bill Gates"
> 
> "Country?"
> 
> "The USA"
> 
> "Native language?"
> 
> "English"
> 
> "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use
> this
> number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face
> with a
> pie?"
> 
> "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
> person
> distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
> 
> "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with
> a custard
> pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
> 
> "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any
> custard, so I
> really don't think it was a custard pie."
> 
> "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
> 
> "Yes."
> 
> "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
> 
> "No..."
> 
> "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
> 
> "Yes."
> 
> "Any pies then?"
> 
> "No."
> 
> "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in
> again.
> I'll wait."
> 
> "Just a minute..." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."
> 
> "Did you get hit by another pie?"
> 
> "Of course not."
> 
> "Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
> looks like
> things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though.
> If it
> happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and call
> us
> again.  Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department. <click>"
> 
>